SFR9025D

I have always thought that driving a car would be relatively safe and sound as long as you play by the rules (even if the others do not think or act the same way). Looking at the events of the past few days, I cannot help but agree with the common gripe about Singapore motorists -- that they are the most obnoxious, rude, and unethical b**tards around.

I say this at the expense of putting yours-truly under the same uncouth category of human beings, but it is a necessary calculated risk to do so. Singapore drivers suck.

How else can one explain the incompetent arse of a person, who, while others travel in speeds of less than 25 kpm along a congested but well-lighted road, swerve indiscriminately into the lane of a decent human, produce a scratch of significant size on the said human being's vehicle, and then sped off without a hint of remorse or guilt, leaving the poor victim in utter and total bewilderment.

For this, I have only one simple thing to say to you -- driver of SFR9025D.

"May you rot in the depths of total impotence and complete limpness, you stinking ball-less, shriveled piece of male appendage..."

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